"A 14-year-old spotted something strange in the waste tank of a New Hampshire outhouse — a man's face staring back up at her.
Police said Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, Maine, was standing in the ladies' room collection tank wearing hip waders, according to the Kennebec Journal of Augusta, Maine.
"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," Capt. John Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department told WMUR-TV of Manchester, N.H." (source)
Do we even want to let our minds wander as to WHY someone would be standing under the opening in an outhouse? Ewwwww....
(He is now banned from going within 100 feet of the outhouse! LOL)