Monday, March 14, 2005

In the Sandbox...(Challenge Series)


"I said, "You mean I can join the Marines and after their boot camp they could make me, say..." me thinking to myself what would be the lowest, most degrading job for anybody with a pair of balls between their legs, "a cook?!...You mean they could make you a cook?" I said.
I thought about that for a second and said, "Hell if I wanted to be a cook I'd go out and be a housewife."
There was this pause, and then my recruiter said, "I was a cook." Then me, red with embarrassment, I said, "Oh shit, I didn't mean it like that, I meant like I don't want to be a cook kind of thing...shit...sorry man."

~CBFTW / Colby Buzzell, Esquire Magazine, March 2005, pg. 174

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