Friday, December 24, 2004

'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

*Dedicated to ALL the wonderful people I have met this year...on the left and in the right...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ‘sphere
Only TESCO was stirring, opening his fifth beer;
The stockings were hung in the ROWHOUSE with care,
and JERICHO only hoped that St. Nick would be bare;

BONNIE and GHOST were nestled all snug in their beds,
While Savage’s rants danced in their heads;
And CHEEKY in her 'kerchief, and LEFTY in his cap,
Had just settled down to read Moore’s latest book of crap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
FREE sprung from the bed to see whom he could splatter.
Away to the window AUNT BITCHY flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, then lit up some hash.

The skull on the breast of the newly-bitten VADER
Gave our soldiers a reason to thank her later,
When, what to CIGGY’S wondering eyes should appear,
But KAT on a cycle, decked out in all leather gear,

Now, knowing BIG AND MEAN, so lively and quick,
I knew someone just like him would make a killer St. Nick.
More rapidly made than ERIC’S martinis, his comebacks they came,
He and REDLEG called each lib out by name;


"Now, GIRLGREY! now, FOLKGIRL! now, TWD and NIMBUS!
On, DONAL! on JFM! on, PAUL and RAB !
To
Canada all of you! Please make the call!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"


As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So onto a Delta flight to Canada they flew,
With ~JEN~ and TAMMI waving Adieu!


And then, in a twinkling, 92ALPHA heard on the roof
The wailing and frothing of one more DNC GOOF.
As he drew in his hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney
ALa came with a bound.

She was dressed all in fur and Coach from head to foot,
And her clothes were stunning even covered with soot;
A bundle of toys she had flung in a Prada pack,
because Compassionate Conservatives always give back.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her lipstick MAC berry!
Her little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
It must be the election that gave her that glow;

A Marlboro Light Menthol held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her blonde hair like a wreath;
She had a kind face and a wonderful smell (Chanel),
And her mission for 2005 she was ready to tell.
..

She was brash and sassy, and ready to fight for her beliefs,
for the ACLU had stolen everyone’s wreaths!;
AFSISTER, SINGLEMOM, MONICA and D. BUTTERFLY
Were off to help KEYSTONE SOLDIERS with a unified cry;

New friends came too to help with this ploy,
G-MAN, Salt,
DONNA and MS. FALCONER’S CABANA BOY
Old Friends were always willing to do their share
TOM, FRATER, PHIL and RICEBURNER, all blogging with flare.

She decided that PUNK ASS BITCH and JP would be spared,
Because one was a nice lib and the other never really cared.
ALa called to them all on the eve of another year of debate and strife,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Christmas comes early for ALa...

*** The Daou Report (run by John Kerry's Campaign Communications Advisor) linked Blonde Sagacity's 'Kwanzaa' post yesterday with a sample paragraph...above Michelle Malkin and Neal Boortz!***
-AND-
My VERY, VERY favorite blog -Protein Wisdom -linked this post...Jeff makes me laugh EVERY day and there are not many people that I can say that about!!!!!!!!!!!

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