Okay, so I was late :)
But better late than never I always say. So now I bring you live and in color, complete with spell check; the guest post of Free0352.
Okay, okay…wow…thank you. Oh right…hold your applause. Jericho, stop spiting on the rightwingers! Wipe that foam off your face. You lunatic, don’t you know we all carry guns! Anyway, on to the topic.
I found this peace of excrement on Micky the Moron’s (Michael Moore’s) web sight. Where I go from time to time, to remember why I vote Republican. I’ve added some comments to Mickey’s letter, in italics.
“It's Time to Stop Being Hit...a letter from Michael Moore”
Dear Friends, -This means fellow socialists.
“It is no surprise that the Republicans are sore winners.”
Free Says- Remember that one fuckface. Winners. Hurts a little, huh?
They have spent the better part of the past month beating their chests, threatening to send to Siberia any Republican who doesn’t toe the line (poor Arlen Specter), and promising everything short of martial law if the Democrats don’t do what they are told.
That’s not quite an accurate statement. We want to [edited by gov't official] Arlen Specter. As for the weaker party, our evil plan is to ignore them to death, as they are no longer relevant. That’s all three houses of government we now control, the Presidency, Congress, and the Supreme Court. Ohhh Democrats that must sting a little, huh? Why should we listen to a bunch of whiney cry babies’ hell bent on redistributing the wealth of this nation to those who haven’t earned it? Surely not to get re-elected.
What’s worse is to watch the pathetic sight of the DLC (the conservative, pro-corporate group of Democrats) also known as quasi intelligent Democrats, or Democrats capable of winning elections apologizing for being Democrats and promising to “purge” the party of the likes of, well, all of US! Their comments are so hilarious and really not even worth recognizing but the media is paying so much attention to them, I thought it might be worth doing a little reality check.
Michael Moore says: “God Forbid! We’re kicked out of the Democratic Party! Then we’ll have to join the socialist one where we belong.”
The most people the DLC is able to get out to an event of theirs is about 200 at their annual dinner (where you have to pay thousands of dollars to get in).
Contrast this with the following:
-Total members of Move On: More than 2,000,000
-Total Attendance at Vote for Change Concerts: An estimated 280,000
-Total Union Members in U.S.: Around 16,000,000
-Total Number of People Who Have Seen “Fahrenheit 9/11”: Over 50 million
-Total number of you reading this: Perhaps 10 million or more
And still GWB wins by the largest margin in history, even beating…Slick Willy!
The days of trying to move the Democratic Party to the right are over. We lost a very close election (a one-state difference) by running the #1 liberal in the Senate. Not bad. The country is shifting in our direction, not to the right. But the country was attacked and people were scared. They were manipulated with fear. And America has never thrown a sitting president out during wartime. That’s the facts. Oh, and our candidate could have run a better campaign (but we’ll have that discussion another day).
No, your candidate should have refrained from spiting on fellow war veterans and committing treason. But stick with that “shifting left” idea. That way our future victories will be assured.
In the meantime, while we reflect on what went wrong, I would like to pass on to you an essay that a friend who works with abuse victims sent to me. It was written by a woman who has spent years working as an advocate for victims of domestic abuse and she sees many parallels between her work and the reaction of many Democrats to last month’s election. Her name is Mel Giles and here is what she had to say…
Oh, I. Can’t. Wait. To see this chunk of crap.
Watch Dan Rather apologize for not getting his facts straight, humiliated before the eyes of America, voluntarily undermining his credibility and career of over thirty years. Observe Donna Brazille squirm as she is ridiculed by Bay Buchanan, and pronounced irrelevant and nearly non-existent. Listen as Donna and Nancy Pelosi and Senator Charles Schumer take to the airwaves saying that they have to go back to the drawing board and learn from their mistakes and try to be better, more likable, more appealing, have a stronger message, speak to morality. Watch them awkwardly quote the bible, trying to speak the ‘new’ language of America. Surf the blogs, and read the comments of dismayed, discombobulated, confused individuals trying to figure out what they did wrong. Hear the cacophony of voices, crying out, "Why did they beat me?"
They beat you, poor sad liberals, because you’re ideology is demonstrably incorrect and bereft of logic and reason.
And then ask anyone who has ever worked in a domestic violence shelter if they have heard this before.
They will tell you: Every single day.
Yes liberals…you were in fact bitch slapped.
The answer is quite simple. They beat us because they are abusers. We can call it hate. We can call it fear. We can say it is unfair. But we are looped into the cycle of violence, and we need to start calling the dominating side what they are: abusive. And we need to recognize that we are the victims of verbal, mental, and even, in the case of Iraq, physical violence.
Just when I thought the lefties couldn’t take their “Victim” complex any further…
As victims we can't stop asking ourselves what we did wrong. We can't seem to grasp that they will keep hitting us and beating us as long as we keep sticking around and asking ourselves what we are doing to deserve the beating.
Oh kaaayyyyee. You were beaten because a majority of Americans voted for GWB and not the melting candle. Retards.
Listen to George Bush say that the will of God excuses his behavior. Listen, as he refuses to take responsibility, or express remorse, or even once, admit a mistake. Watch him strut, and tell us that he will only work with those who agree with him, and that each of us is only allowed one question (soon, it will be none at all; abusers hit hard when questioned; the press corps can tell you that). See him surround himself with only those who pledge oaths of allegiance. Hear him tell us that if we will only listen and do as he says and agree with his every utterance, all will go well for us (it won't; we will never be worthy).
Listen, as this lump of dog shit cries like a five year old picked last for kickball. You are irrelevant; why the fuck should we listen to moonbats?
And watch the Democratic Party leadership walk on eggshells, try to meet him, please him, wash the windows better, get out that spot, distance themselves from gays and civil rights. See the Democrats cry for the attention and affection and approval of the President and his followers. Watch us squirm. Watch us descend into a world of crazy-making, where logic does not work and the other side tells us we are nuts when we rely on facts. A world where, worst of all, we begin to believe we are crazy.
His followers, you know us…the majority of the nation. That squirming you feel is extinction coming on.
How to break free? Again, the answer is quite simple.
Is Canada offering political asylum to Democrats?
First, you must admit you are a victim. (see new heights! I guess that’s a no for Canada…) Then, you must declare the state of affairs unacceptable. Next, you must promise to protect yourself and everyone around you that is being victimized. You don't do this by responding to their demands, or becoming more like them, or engaging in logical conversation, or trying to persuade them that you are right. You also don't do this by going catatonic and resigned, by closing up your ears and eyes and covering your head and submitting to the blows, figuring its over faster and hurts less if you don't resist and fight back.
Once again. I encourage all liberals to keep moving left. That way you party can go the way of the Whigs so much the sooner.
Instead, you walk away. You find other folks like yourself, 57 million of them, who are hurting, broken, and beating themselves up. You tell them what you've learned, and that you aren't going to take it anymore. You stand tall, with 57 million people at your side and behind you, and you look right into the eyes of the abuser and you tell him to go to hell. Then you walk out the door, taking the kids and gays and minorities with you, and you start a new life. The new life is hard. But it's better than the abuse.
Remember liberals…walk away. All the way to Canada. Remember, everything’s better in Canada.
We have a mandate to be as radical and liberal and steadfast as we need to be. The progressive beliefs and social justice we stand for, our core, must not be altered. We are 57 million strong. We are building from the bottom up. We are meeting, on the net, in church basements, at work, in small groups, and right now, we are crying, because we are trying to break free and we don't know how.
You have a mandate to loose as many elections as you want. All 57 million of your patchouli oil drenched selves.
Any battered woman in America, any oppressed person around the globe who has defied her oppressor will tell you this: There is nothing wrong with you. You are in good company. You are safe. You are not alone. You are strong. You must change only one thing: Stop responding to the abuser.
Unless that abuser is Saddam Hussein, Hammas, or Islamic Jihad. Then you should shut up and take it.
Don't let him dictate the terms or frame the debate (he'll win, not because he's right, but because force works). Sure, we can build a better grassroots campaign, cultivate and raise up better leaders, reform the election system to make it fail-proof, stick to our message, learn from the strategy of the other side. But we absolutely must dispense with the notion that we are weak, godless, cowardly, disorganized, crazy, too liberal, naive, amoral, "loose,” irrelevant, outmoded, stupid and soon to be extinct. We have the mandate of the world to back us, and the legacy of oppressed people throughout history.
You’re all so oppressed…blah, blah, blah. The problem with liberals is that they are in fact too weak, godless, cowardly, disorganized, crazy, liberal, naïve, amoral, “loose” outmoded, stupid and most definitely irrelevant and very soon shall soon be extinct. Bye, Bye fuck wads, and good riddance.
Even if you do everything right, they'll hit you anyway. Look at the poor souls who voted for this nonsense. They are working for six dollars an hour if they are working at all, their children are dying overseas and suffering from lack of health care and a depleted environment and a shoddy education.
Wow! That sounds like a socialist country! Surprise, those few shmucks working minimum wage have A. opportunity, and B. Freedom. Unlike the country made in you’re worthless image, like oh…Cuba. That means they have the opportunity and freedom to rise above the six bucks an hour. Might I suggest you go to http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000056.html and http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000057.html to better educate your moronic selves.. But it’s not a guarantee like you’d like. We in the Republican Party believe strongly in a thing called hard work and self reliance. Here you have to pull your own weight. We only steal from those who produce and give to those who do not on a limited basis in the United States. Now go on ahead and fuck your selves.
And they don't even know they are being hit.
They also clearly don’t know things like “common sense,” and “reason.”
How true. And that is our challenge over the next couple of years; to hold out our hand to those being hit the hardest and help them leave behind a party that only seeks to keep beating them, their children, and the kid next door who’s on his way to Iraq.
Yeah losers (hey, it’s not just an insult anymore! It’s a statement of fact!) Go on and spit on the kid next door on his way to Iraq, at least then he can punch you the hell out. Earth to Democrats, you can not support the troops without supporting the mission. Now go tear that bumper sticker of you Honda Hybrid, you don’t deserve it.