…Relevant debate moments.
OK, As with the last debate –I wasn’t going to post on it. It was obvious to anyone who watched that Edwards got whoopped. BUT…the SPIN…the SPPPPIIIINNNNNNN….is killing me! Last week seconds after the Bush/Kerry debate Joe Lockhart (top Kerry campaign official) said the debate was a tie…A TIE. Last night the Kerryombies (this is my new word since they don’t have one –the Kerry Zombies) were saying how the last debate was a disgrace for the President…gee, another flip –or was it a flop, I’m not sure. So, in reverence to the very honorable Dick Cheney…I thought a small recap was in order…
Silky Pony begins by touting Republicans…I thought this whole election was about proving the Republicans have it wrong…hmmm…. Note to self…write nasty letters to John McCain (again), Richard Lugar, and Chuck Hagel (even though he’s cute and looks like Tom Barringer).
SP avoids ‘Would Saddam still be in power’ question completely. Says they would have taken more time (to administer the global test?) and let inspectors find what we know now…no WMDs…So the answer is a resounding YES –Saddam would still be in power.
Cheney, “Freedom is the best antidote to terror!”
SP avoids ‘global test’ question…it sucks that Cheney can’t shove Oil for Food in his face…grrrr…France…Russia….
My question to the Pony is …what is more important –American safety or global credibility?
Sp uses the false $200 billion number.
Cheney, “Maybe you are quoting the wrong number because YOU WERE NOT THERE TO VOTE ON THIS BILL…actual number is $95 billion.”
Cheney lists all of Kerry’s ‘wrong side of defense’ votes (reiterate: Cheney is listing Kerry long record)
Silky Pony replies by saying, “A long resume doesn’t equal good judgement!”
Yes! Exactly! That’s what Cheney was saying….
Cheney doesn’t even give Halliburton comments the respect of an answer –except for Factcheck.com –Americans check at least one damn thing for yourselves…you lazy, lazy people…
(aside: the website is actually factcheck.org –the Democrats seized on this immediately, purchased factcheck.com and it sends you to George Soros’ website…)
Pony touts GB 41’s great coalition from Gulf war ’91 (that John Kerry STILL voted against) –avoiding question of plans to internationalize being naïve.
Cheney, “Troops wouldn’t have what they have today if you would have gotten your way.”
Whip that Pony!
Cheney, “Your hometown newspaper has taken to calling you ‘Senator gone’ –you have the worst attendance record in the Senate…I am there every Tuesday and the first time that I met you was when I walked on the stage tonight”.
Boo-ya! Is that momentum I hear?
Cheney, “Kerry’s senate career shows a 98% record of voting for tax increases. YOU (that would be you Silky) said during the primaries that ‘John Kerry’s economic plan would drive us deeper into deficit'…”
Ouch, that hurt. Spank ‘em Dick! (that didn’t sound right…who the hell would name their kid Dick?...)
Cheney, “You weren’t there to vote for tax cuts for the middle class.”
Pony says that Bush has called for a Constitutional ban on gay marriage…wrong. Bush said he would support one if judges keep pushing the issue. Pony says many times that he and Kerry think marriage is between a man and woman –gay base releases a collective groan.
As Silky rubs his smooth and callous free hands together he says, We don’t just value wealth, but work…” (closing down the Meals (translation –mills) that his father worked in?)
Cheney, “You used a loop hole to divert $600,000 and not pay your Medicare taxes.”
Hot Damn! Whew…The Pony is flustered and shakes his mane…
Something I learned last night…
Silky keeps talking about Medicare increase…Cheney explains that this has nothing to do with the Bush Administration and this bill for the gradual increase was signed in 1997 buy Slick Willy…and KERRY VOTED FOR IT…
Oh, I wish Americans actually paid attention…Is everyone watching the damn Yankees game?
The Pony says that the American people want three things in a President and VP…1)Keep them safe 2) Good judgment 3) tell them the truth. He goes on to say that he and Kerry will always tell the people the truth. Full stop.
So he is admitting they can’t keep us safe and Cheney demonstrated they didn’t have good judgment…you can’t slip things by me Slick Pony. He them repeats that a long resume doesn’t mean good judgment.
Laughing….I guess Kerry is a hard client to defend –he can’t wheel him out in a wheelchair…
Cheney, “I have no further political aspirations for myself…my only agenda is the President’s agenda”.
Can you believe this man actually ran for President with only one term in the Senate –which he had the worst attendance record…and the fact that he was going to lose the seat in this election anyway…Senator Gone…
Wow…he hasn’t mentioned the Meeeal (mill) yet….
I will give the Silky Pony credit for one thing…having the nerve to put the idea of three strikes and your out for lawyers. It’s BS since most of their money is from lawyers –but I was surprised he even said it.
Kerry campaign keeps denying that Kerry is afraid to talk about his reference, but last night Silky made approximately eight references to ‘Thursday night’ for the American people to look at to judge Kerry…and not ONCE to his Senate record… We are not that dumb…who cares what he says…like he says –a man with no deeds…I want to see your DEEDS for the past 20 years!
Cheney, “I can think of lots of words to describe John Kerry’s position, but consistent is not one of them!”
Cheney, “49% increase in education with No Child Left Behind…they voted for it and now they’re against it.”
He just said MILL…he never disappoints…my little pony, my little pony(singing)…
I kid you not, the commercial just came on while I was writing this...
Cheney, ‘This is the task of our generation” (That was Tony Blairesque wasn’t it…)
Damn, someone call DHS…the Pony is exploiting those little kids of his again...does he know what time it is!?