…Have you ever seen anyone look more awkward smiling than John Kerry?
…he is Lumiere!....(The Melting Candle from Beauty & the Beast...)
Bush: “A plan is not a litany of complaints that you can’t pay for…5 trillion over 10 years…empty promise…bait and switch…”
Lumiere says that he will return to pay-as-you-go…that you will have to show how you will pay for everything….Does this mean our security?
Bush: “Rhetoric doesn’t match record…98 votes for tax increases over 20 years…voted against reducing taxes 127 times…”
“Pay-Go, to a colleague of Ted Kennedy, means you pay and he spends…”
Lumiere: “Being lectured on fiscal responsibility by him is like Tony Soprano telling me about law and order…” Bad analogy –Tony would know more about the law than any upstanding citizen….
“I don’t blame this administration for outsourcing…outsourcing happens…I have told union shop leaders there can be no stop to out-sourcing…”
…what? Hasn’t this been one of the major things you have campaigned on….?
Bush: “No one is playing with your votes…far left bank of the mainstream….Teddy Kennedy is the Conservative Senator from Massachusetts….”
Oh my God! He just outted Dick Cheney’s daughter on national television! I will give you all health care, college education, flu shots from my private stock…oh, and did you know Mary Cheney was a lesbo….WTF? It was bad enough when Edwards did it to Cheney’s face –but this…SO lame!....Post debate we find out from Mary Beth Cahill (who doesn’t need someone to out her) that Mary Cheney is ‘Fair Game’….
Once again The Candle melts all over the abortion question…what’s a good catholic boy to do to justify voting against the sucking out of infant brains….such a quandary for the former alter boy. Once again he goes over the one Bible verse that he knows and talks about words without deeds….This time the dolt says it in the same paragraph with ‘I am pro-life but won’t legislate that way…” *sigh*
…damn, Bushie didn’t call him on that –or on the 17% Medicare premium increase that KERRY voted for and CLINTON signed into law….
“ABC and CBS…oh, I mean ‘leading networks’ say that Bush is misleading about my mass government socialistic health plan….”
Bush: “Hillarycare-- Hillarycare….” (or something like that…)
Lumiere totally ducked the Social Security question…he basically says we’ll ignore and deal with it if it really becomes a problem…isn’t this one of the biggest Dem ‘talking points’?
Even Bob Schaeffer called him on it… “So you promise no changes and to leave the problem”…
Bush: “….has voted to tax Social Security more than one time…no plan to fix SS…’the rich’ pay 80% of tax load…middle class and low income relief…opponent voted against…”
The Melting candle obviously didn’t watch his Veep candidate on Chris Wallace’s show…he said, “…[Bush] cut after school programs and that’s just not in my gut…” but Silky Pont told Wallace that if their budget doesn’t add up—further cuts in these social programs would be the first things to happen….hmmm….
…he just tried to cover the ‘Global test’ statement with a ‘truth standard’…
YES!!!! Thank you Bushie…the Jedi Mind trick worked…. “In 1990 there was a VAST coalition (even SYRIA voted for the use of force) and KERRY voted AGAINST it…he can’t pass any test!” *This* is the part of Kerry’s record that he ‘can run, but can’t hide’ from…what a schmuck!
Lumiere relates a nice ‘hunting with a sheriff’ story to illustrate his point about ban on assault weapons…the only problem is the story took place a YEAR ago when the ban was still in effect… I demand the SAT scores for this man….
Bushie hits it out of the park with his ‘Faith’ answer. “Armies of the compassionate” (referring to faith based programs –loved by the Black community). The evangelicals that didn’t vote in 2000 are salivating… Kerry, of course, looks like he has spikes in his underwear as he attempts to answer this question –what a hypocrite…
When Lumiere talks about ‘marrying up’ I think this is the FIRST real smile I have seen from him…it’s still disturbing, but it was funny…funny because it’s true –and sad.
In The Candle’s closing statement he pledges that he will fight for America if he is President with the ‘same passion’ he fought with as a young man…THAT’S WHAT WE ARE AFRAID OF!!!! God help us… He will wage the War on Terror for four months before he pulls out and protests against it? Sheeesh… Did he just say…Grab your dream with me….who is advising this man?
Kerry won the first debate on style and Bush won on substance –Second debate I think Bush clearly won, but some say it was a tie –Third debate Bushie hit it out of the park…
Can I descend a bit and say that Thereeeeeesa looked like shit yet again…Can you imagine how horrific she would be without a billion dollars –if she is that disheveled with it! *eeewwww* Note to Tootsie…fire your plastic surgeon, stylist and wardrobe person immediately….
*Last night Rudy Guiliani said he took 8 pages of notes…I am embarrassed to say I took 18….