Memorandum
Democratic National Committee
Attn: Terry McAwful
Official 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule
6:00pm –Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05pm –Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm –Secular words by the Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm –Anti-War Song Performed by: Babs, Linda Ronstadt, Bono, Bon Jovi
6:45pm –Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00pm –Spoken word tribute to France by Jeannine Garafolo
7:10pm –Collect offering plates for Al-Zawahri Legal Defense Fund
7:15pm --"Recognizing Hate Crimes" workshop by Senator Robert C. Byrd
7:30pm –Spoken word tribute to Germany by Al Franken
7:45pm –Uplifting video montage --Michael Moore
8:25pm –Teddy Kennedy proposed another toast
8:30pm –Terrorist Appeasement Seminar –“The Spanish Example”
9:00pm –Marriage Ceremonies for same-sex partners (on small stage)
9:30pm –CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN strongly urge defeat of President Bush
9:45pm –ACLU distributes “help censor Fox News” petitions
10:00pm –Posting of the Iranian & North Korean colors by Sean Penn & Tim Robbins
10:10pm –Reenactment of Kerry’s ‘medal toss’
10:20pm –Reenactment of the famous Dean-Scream “Yeeeeaarrrrgggg!”
10:30pm –Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L (sign up sheets at N.O.W. booth)
10:40pm –Teddy Kennedy proposes another toast
10:50pm –Special thanks to the New York Times, Washington Post and LA Times
11:00pm –Lawyers lobby presents: “How to Maximize Medical Malpractice”
11:15pm –George Soros presents “How to Maximize Welfare Workshop”
11:30pm –Saddam Hussein anti-death penalty pep rally
11:50pm –Teddy Kennedy proposes another toast
12:00am –Nomination of John FORBES Kerry as Democratic candidate
(*Just Added* -5:00am –Swimming & water safety class conducted by Senator Ted Kennedy –advance enrollment required)
This was sent to me and i just had to post if for everyone to enjoy (after re-writing some of it that I thought was silly).
Original Idea (?) Sent to me by (justrose) Re-written by (ALa71)
4 comments:
I seldom laugh out loud when I write LOL. But ROFLMAO at the "uplifting video montage." Well done.
PS Love the pics --
Loved the post. I did a "YAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" in honor of Howard Dean.
funny post. even though i'm a lefty. i live in boston, making it even funnier. i can't wait to see the one about the republican convention in nyc...you are going to post one, right? :-)
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